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Caption Competition
I hope you can help me this morning ?: I have found an image of Radio and Television personality, Sir Jimmy Savile and Rock Star and pop leg end Sir Gary Glitter either side of a young woman.
A mink glove goes to the reader suggesting the appropriate words.
Ryder Cup Latest
There’s Only Me in Team.
Get yourself a comfy spot on the sofa in plain view of the Telly and:
Simply print out this sheet and play the game that’s the talk of the town. Why not spend then next three days listening to Colin Montgomery talk about himself while he’s supposed to be commentating on the 2012 Ryder Cup for Sky TV? Get yourself a pen and cross off each word or phrase every time Monty utters one of them (you won’t have long to wait, I promise).
Once you’ve crossed off all the boxes, jump to your feet and shout “Shut up you dull Scotch Fucker !” and, who knows, you could be on your way to our terrific star prize: An hour in a lift with Nigel Mansell and Gavin Hastings. 2nd Prize is a weekend with Sir Nick Faldo and Bernard Gallacher at the Mullett Hatchery, Penge.
Please Gamble Responsibly and Drink Heavily when Asked or Offered.
Reservoir Penguins
A History Lesson for Mr Cameron
with thanks to C.M of Dartford for reminding us of this lesson.
A Great Herbert
“I’m not chasing any parrot! I don’t care if he’s a field marshall”
(Louis – The Ladykillers)
Music to Watch Girls’ Arses By.
As some sort of tribute to the late, great Andy Williams, I have unearthed an early training film used by prospective Benny Hill cameramen. For our younger viewers, this is how the world looked when everyone knew where they stood. Or lay. Even Terry Thomas and Bernard Cribbens get an eye-full.
Groovy, Baby.
Retentive
The Sharp Single 