“It’s gone into the confectionery stall and out again”
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Monthly Archives: May 2013
The Kitchen Solution
The English Defence League launches a new line in domestic appliances.
Coming soon:
The Goebbels Teasmade
The Dishwaffen
Night of the Long Knives Block
Kristallnacht Decanter and Glasses
Pump Up the Volume
Now these are a cool couple. Pity he’s a little shy.
Not Losing a Daughter, but Gaining a Useful Lower Middle Order Batsman
An address composed by the Revd Stewart Ftyfe, who was umpiring/officiating at the wedding of some cricket nut and thought he’d come up with something appropriate. Sent into TMS yesterday and readout by Aggers live on air. Lovely stuff.
PULL !
Next week: Olympic Being Eaten by a Crocodile event featuring Britain’s very own Gavin Warrilow.
Robben Bastard
…Another chance to see…
Who shot Arjen Robben ? Could Lee Harvey Oswald kick with both feet ?
What to Wear in Malmö
As I always say, them welsh women know style when the see it. Here’s four of ’em wearing the hottest T-shirts in town. Fablaaaas. Available at a top website near you (that’s the T-shirt, not the women)
The Sharp Single 