Law 22: No Tackling


No jumping in the line-out or pushing in scrums. Now a player gets a yellow card for a tackle. Lets save ourself time, make it an 11-a-side game and play at Stamford Bridge and Anfield. “Back door, mate”

Next week, Law 23: Looking at me in a Funny Way

In Case Anyone Ever Doubted It


The image inside the Liverpool FC fanzine which caused Police to confiscate them before the Man Utd match today.

Tells you all you need to know about a bunch who shout “foul” if anything goes against them, on or off the pitch.  The scouser portrays himself as the put-upon underdog, and as a champion of the little guy.

Just as long as the little guy is white, I guess.