Law 22: No Tackling


No jumping in the line-out or pushing in scrums. Now a player gets a yellow card for a tackle. Lets save ourself time, make it an 11-a-side game and play at Stamford Bridge and Anfield. “Back door, mate”

Next week, Law 23: Looking at me in a Funny Way

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