This week’s prize is an all-expenses paid trip for one to see the highly acclaimed Derek Pringle on Ice, currently closing at The Theatre Royal, Reculver.
Please supply a caption for the following . (NB: Any entries including the word “Bouncers” will be disqualified).
The Sharp Single 
Just need to know which side she’s batting phwoar…?
Jauntily positioned fir ? tree in the snap?!
Looks to be pining….
“Bring on Dudley Moore…..I’ll put the Duke where lobsters fear to tread”
Bummakissimus ?
With all the dignity I could muster.
“Christ Thommo, I think the Shermans have got the hang of this game. I’ve no idea where to look first let alone where to aim the bloody thing …”