A correspondent wites:

“Dear Ed,

Whilst on missionary work in one of Cardiff’s more trendy [sic] areas, I happened upon the below establishment. I immediately thought of you and at once assumed that you had given up the Blog & T-shirt business, opting instead to make bread-based snacks in one of the needier outposts of The Empire. I then, of course, realised that opening a sandwich shop would be an act of pure lunacy, and the last act of a desperate man (as opposed to the 1st act of Henry V). 

Anyway, I thought you may be interested in the snap wot I smudged.

Yours,

Chester Drawers
Staines.

P.S.
I also hope you’ve ditched the Yellow Pages delivery idea.”