Given that you should never judge something til you try it, yesterday four of us did just that:
The author walks around Olympic Park ,unaided, during the Paralympics.
Baked Potato, Topped with Mayo………………………………………………..£6
Bottle of Water …………………………………………………………………….£1.60
275 m Bottle of Bulmers Cider…………………………………………………….£4.30.
A space in Park Live to watch British Airways adverts on tv……………………No Charge
145g bag of Cadbury’s Twirl…………………………………………………………..£3.00
18.7cl glass of (as yet unidentified) White Wine……………………………………..£4.80
Bench in front of huge BMW ads screen…………………………………..Complimentary
Pie & Mash…………………………………………………………………………….£8.00
Son queuing for 20 minutes for waffles, to be told they’d run out…………………..Free
Team GB mini umbrella………………………………………………………………£15.00
Signed copy of man laughing all the way to the bank…………………………….Priceless.
I expected to stand corrected. The athletes were marvellous, and inspiring. But I had woefully underestimated just how crass and callous Locog and Coe’s Corporate Carve-Up manifests itself once you get inside the gates. Disgraceful.
The Sharp Single 
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