Entertaining, but I think I missed the point. Is there a play on words/connection of some kind or is it just supposed to be random and engaging (or damn spooky)?
The highly processed product gives me appalling gut-ache. Don’t buy it unless your guts are used to frankenfood.
Dear Claire,despite the product clearly being highly processed I think the issue here is that unless you eat a couple of packs you will indeed remain Hank and suffering from continued hunger pangs…
Hope this covers all issues raised.
The Sharp Single 
Entertaining, but I think I missed the point. Is there a play on words/connection of some kind or is it just supposed to be random and engaging (or damn spooky)?
The highly processed product gives me appalling gut-ache. Don’t buy it unless your guts are used to frankenfood.
Hank Marvin is Rhyming slang for starving. Hank was the lead guitarist of 60s legends The Shadows. Silly but great fun. Whatever the product
Dear Claire,despite the product clearly being highly processed I think the issue here is that unless you eat a couple of packs you will indeed remain Hank and suffering from continued hunger pangs…
Hope this covers all issues raised.