The beers were on Angela Merkel last night as she attended her rugby club’s annual dinner and dance. Initial reports that the waiter – Agamemnon Giorgos Papadopoulos- had intentionally soaked the German Chancellor were vigorously denied.
It was a bitter Pils to swallow
The Sharp Single 
This Merkel ‘Doris’…anything I should know…you seem to have a small fixation?!
Is she someone in the news a lot?
You’ll be telling me she’s got something to do with world domination( phnarr phnarr) next….!
It’s actually Meryl Streep
Reminded me of “Barry Manilow” the guinness juggler our waiter in Limerick
Ah yes. And you can’t get a Drink in Limerick an Good Friday
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Bitter Pils ? Oh dear. How very Daily Mirror of you Ed …