What is the world coming to when you can’t drive you lawnmower, smashed out of your face, down to the local boozer without some copper getting the taser out ? It’s like The Wire meets The Dukes of Hazard.
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The Sharp Single 
In that they, too, are scripted fictions performed for mass entertainment? Alas, the best line in the skit (“Ah think ah crapped mah pants!”) is also the one that gives it all away.
oooh you bleedin killjoy
*Mister* Bleeding Killjoy to you, son.
PS. Professional rugby is staged, too. Has to be for such an unspeakably SHITE side as Wasps to win as they did Sunday. A sub-fecal bit of refereeing helped, too, but still.
You’ve been over there far too long.
Now that i think about it, we could have done with a taser at Time at times