This can’t be a real movie trailer because it hasn’t got Will Ferrell or Jack Black in it. And what about Tom Wilkinson ? How many films does he make a week ? Not that I have anything against him (as opposed to the other two annoying gits) but surely there must be some motion picture that can be made without him ? According to IMDb he has made 77 movies in the last month. Or something like that. May have got that wrong. But anyway he makes a lot.
And remember when he used to have an English accent ? (44 inch chest doesn’t count – God knows what that was supposed to be.) Anyway, I’m sure there would be a part for him in this one too. Probably as the foreign, big-business baddie or serial killer. With Jude law as his loyal, wooden assistant.