Let us not be too down about yesterday’s dismal result. Ok, ok half the team are on yellow cards, Leadknee King picked up a surprise injury and Jamie Carragher has the turning radius of an oil tanker. But I’ve had a delve about in the back of the footballing cupboard, and reminded myself of who Fabio should get on the next flight out to South Africa. Goorn my son!
The Sharp Single
All Done
The Sharp Single 
We need him down in Australia in place of hapless Hape too !
The funny thing is, when we worked together, I played rugby with Boris for the Telegraph XV vrs ITN and didn’t see him make a single tackle.
i’m sure he fcuking raved about your performance tho’ hahahahahahahahahahaha.
He did comment on my drop-kicking prowess, yes.