Let’s have a quick round-up of the nominees for this year’s award for
Best Picture with a (Non) Sporting Theme:

Starring Alan Pardew and David Meyler. Dir: Alan Pardew.
(Also nominated for “We Need to talk about Alan”).

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Starring Harald Schumacher and the body of Patrick Battiston.

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Star: Eric Cantona. Prod: Eric Cantona. Dir:Eric Cantona. From an original screenplay by Eric Cantona. Half time oranges by Eric Cantona. And some fishermen.

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Star: Zinedine ‘Popeye’ Zidane.

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Prod: Andrew Lloyd Webber & Michael Ball. Exec Prods: Frank Rijkaard & Rudi Voller.

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 Star: Nigel de Jong. Prod: Michel Platini & Stepp Ladder.

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Star: Maradona. Music. Lyrics & Choreography: Madonna.