Sainsbury’s costing the earth ? Tesco bill soaring (serves you right for shopping there in the first place) Even Morrisons starting to get a bit toppy ? Don’t even mention Waitrose or M&S.
No worries: help is at hand: Get yourself a proper job and when you’re not claiming for the weekly shop for your lover’s second home, grab yourself a subsidised meal in this terrific little restaurant I’ve discovered in Westminster. You’ll find fiddling your expenses a lot easier job to do on a cheap, full stomach. And you can always write off breakfast as a business expense too !
Have a heart they have just given up their child benefit
Of course. I am forgetting we are all in this together. Silly me.
Tip; Bring a briefcase and you can double up with take-aways. They never catch on, and if they did, i’d sue, i have experience in that field you know.
Who you trying to fool? No food has ever made it past your mouth into a briefcase.