Just in case you , like me, suffer from the bewildering confusion of not knowing if you are watching a regular BBC weather forecast, or one during the Sunday night farmer’s magazine Countryfile, here’s a handy cut-out-and-chuck-away guide to how BBC weather men are told to dress during each.

Thanks. That’s cleared that up.

Just one way which the BBC help you understand the world around you. Like letting you know that photos of The Duchess of Penge’s tits are a news story, while mass slaughter in Syria is a filler.