Sykes


“No Wait, here’s a good bit.” Eric Sykes

 

“I asked my publisher what would happen if he sold all the copies of my book he’d printed. He said “I’ll just print another ten.”

 

“I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.”

 

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