Friday, 8 June 2012, 22:40
…or maybe a writer reads.
Anyway, one of our regulars submits:
I’ve just seen a report on BBC News about conceptual art. Please urgently tell me where I can buy one of those magnificent blank canvases, the bigger the better, and preferably at a price way beyond my means so that I can casually drop the “investment” into the conversation next time I share a glass of tap water with my immensely influential chums at the Pie ‘n’ Mash Brasserie. Or not.
hahahahahaha oh boy, we do know a bloke who’s got the market cornered in overpriced tat …
Wonderful , thank you. With friends like you, who needs customers?
Ooh touchy ! Who said that was about you ? I was referring to one of your old drinking buddies from your Railways Cuttings days, a certain Mr A Hitler, with me now ?
I do. And I’ll have you know he gave up gardening for a while to watch the rugby yesterday. That was worth it, then ?