I am being moved immediately from Kings College Hospital, London to Darenth Valley Hospital, Dartford.
The consultant assures me this has nothing to do with the position of the Thames Flood Barrier at Woolwich and the expected developments in the area of my digestive system.
See you in the Allotment of England.
take care fella – recover well and watch england thrash india. Attached is a film which might cause you to snigger
Step aside Bluewater.Here comes Brownwater.I’ll be in to cheer you down.