I thought I was reading a Simpsons’ script:
“Loudspeaker repair shop told to keep the noise down:
A loudspeaker repair shop has been told to keep the noise down by a council who decided to build a library next door.” yells the Daily Telegraph. What ARE these guys thinking of? “Hmmm… so, we have a grant for a library… now where shall we put it…. I KNOW !!!!!!!” Jesus wept
I suppose the Bryant and May factory is next to the Fireworks shop too?

A rare photo of the Author (no longer 23) handling solids